General News Archive
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General News Archive
Man quietly disappointed at attack-free September 11
Stafford berated ISIS for their continual threats of further terrorist events, saying they were “always promising, never delivering”.
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Imaginary Lotto winnings spent on imaginary girlfriend
Programmer Alan Ko has mentally laid out a financial plan of action which he intends to undertake when he wins next week’s jackpot
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‘Gigli’ no better on Blu-ray
The high resolution only makes it’s faults even more crystal clear.
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Trivia buff humiliated on popular quiz show
“I don’t know what happened,” said Sugden, “”My team, The Dukes Of Ale, always take home the $50 drink voucher at Trivia Madness down at the Oxford on Fridays.”
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Girl suspects Tom from MySpace not fully committed to friendship
MySpace user Emily Lee, 14, says she feels neglected by her new friend, the company’s CEO Tom Anderson.
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Madonna’s African child shocked by Hollywood: “more starvation than at home”
The joke is that Hollywood stars are thin.
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Viewer still unsure if Mythbusters are gay
After two seasons of watching Mythbusters, Redfern woman Sue Hooper still hasn’t reached a definitive conclusion about the sexual orientation of hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. Months of painstaking anecdotal enquiry have left her only “90% sure that Jamie is gay, and Adam is just his good friend. Or at any rate that Jamie…
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Sensible cowboy hates being stereotyped
Appalled by the latent prejudice he encounters everyday, ranch-hand Jimmy “Montana” Pitt has launched a one man crusade against those who vilify cowboys. “The word ‘cowboy’ has come to be associated with slip-shod, hot-headed work. But most of us are hard working folk, and today ranching is a very valuable part of the economy,” said…
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Dannii Minogue diagnosed with fake breast cancer
Hot on the heels of big sister Kylie Minogue’s diagnosis of breast cancer, little sister Dannii has released her own artificial form of breast cancer upon a largely uninterested public. While Dannii’s breast tumour is far larger than Kylie’s, rumours are rife that it may be entirely made of silicone.
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Howard slams Reserve Bank for breaking interest rate election promise
The PM slammed the RBA for winning a fourth term in control of Australia’s monetary policy by pandering to voters with the slogan “Keeping interest rates low”, and then brazenly going back on its promise only a few short months after its election victory.