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Local MP only got into politics so they could improve people’s lives and torture the occasional child
It's what drives me
God distances himself from Scott Morrison after hearing what he does to kids
Angus Taylor takes break from dodgy Federal deals to do some dodgy state deals instead
“Legally you have to tell me if you’re a cop” stoner yells at his phone
“There’s no money to help arts workers” says government spending $7 million to detain two kids
Herald Sun asks if Dan Andrews was arrested in the AFP/FBI bust
Aussie Government relieved to hear someone else fucked the internet up for once
‘FUUUUUUUCK’ says newspaper tech guy
War Memorial upgrade to include interactive war crime game for the kids
Morrison pledges to pray extra hard that someone will help Biloela family
Nation wondering how it let itself get to this point
“Help the sick refugee children you fuckwits” yells LNP empathy consultant
Annastacia Palaszczuk to compete in Olympic archery after drawing incredibly long bow
Party that covered up a rape for two years demands immediate action against liking tweets
Netanyahu steps down as leader of Israel to spend more time murdering children
“It feels illegal to be white” says guy from country where black men are regularly murdered by police
Local genius would rather risk disease with 1% death rate than jab with 0.0017% death rate
Countries supplying Israel weapons wish there was some way to stop the ‘conflict’
Israeli Airstrikes kill 17 of Palestine’s most dangerous children
UN successfully stops inhumane regime with strong condemnation
Daily podcast – Oh no, Melbourne!
Daily podcast – Craig solves the Middle East crisis
The Chaser Report – We’re back!
The Chaser Report – Ep 37 – Christmas Eve Special
The Chaser Report – Ep 36 – Coal Lotta Christmas
The Chaser Report – Ep 35 – A Midsummer Night’s Vaccine
Mark Latham is a Chaser stunt
It's true. Mark Latham is The Chaser's first, and possibly, greatest stunt
Chaser Video: Tabloid Wars
Handing Out Free Money
Is Barack Obama a Muslim?
Chaser Poll – Donald Trump in One Word
‘How To Look Busy While Doing Absolutely Fuck All’, By Scott Morrison
Vic Opposition Releases List Of 12 Unanswered Questions About Who Took The Cookie From The Cookie Jar
“Letting Biloela family stay will lead to influx of people wanting to spend 3 years locked on an island while their child contracts a rare blood infection”
Scott Morrison Running 20 Years Late For G7 Climate Meeting
The Biloela family have been held in detention for 1,000 days – approximately the number of days MPs have spent doing empathy training this year
Now that we know the government spends its time trawling through The Shovel’s tweets, we’ve started posting data that it might find useful …
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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