Asha Leu's Posts

New rollout plan to see all Australians vaccinated by 2029
2050 at the latest
“Please respect my privacy” pleads man who filmed up a woman’s skirt
Please don't film me from any bushes
Scomo’s empathy coach talked down from Parliament roof after tense four-hour negotiation
"I give up"
Liberal Party launches new campaign slogan: “We’re not going to shoot you!”
What more do you people want
PM urges protesters to imagine their own daughters were powerful men accused of sexual assault
"Think of it from their perspective"
Security rushed to Prince Philip’s hospital bed to ensure he doesn’t say a fucking word
"Don't you dare"
Linda Reynolds offers sincere apology: “I am truly sorry everyone found out what I said”
I apologise unreservedly for my failure to conduct a better cover-up
PM meekly asks colleagues if they can maybe ease up on all the raping for a bit
"Aww come on you guys, knock it off"
Nation’s broadsheets announce new retail price of $50.99
"Problem solved"
Local man really not looking forward to seeing Bernie-supporting coworker tomorrow
"He's gonna be so smug"
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