January 15, 2021

Trump to put AUSTRAC in charge of vote recount

"Maybe they will get it right!"

August 27, 2020

Masked Singer contact tracers hit brick wall after failing to guess who the kitten is

"Is it Madonna?"

July 11, 2020

New app connects people in quarantine with sexy security guards in your area

Introducing Bouncer

March 12, 2020

Heartbreaking: Wilson from Castaway diagnosed with Coronavirus

He had been isolated with Tom Hanks

March 5, 2020

Alarm level stepped up as a man-version of the coronavirus emerges

"It's three times as bad"

February 6, 2020

Republican Senators vote unanimously to impeach Hilary Clinton

"She's guilty as sin"

January 30, 2020

Confused border guards tow corona virus boats back to China

"You won't be settled here"

November 28, 2019

Westpac rescue helicopter deployed to save people from Westpac

Thousands are in need of rescue

November 11, 2019

Tennis Australia to hold event which will honour and condemn Margaret Court

"She was a great sportswoman and may we never speak of her again."

October 30, 2019

7-Eleven sue Woolworths for plagiarising their payment methods

"They stole our idea!"