October 31, 2020

“I’ve no time for federal ICAC,” says man who found time to call NRL about national anthem

"Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to Bunnings

March 3, 2020

Daily Telegraph sales skyrocket as shoppers stock up on cheap toilet paper

"We're completely sold out"

February 2, 2020

Pauline Hanson overdoses on ecstasy after hearing about Chinese ban

"Mission accomplished"