May 8, 2021

Local banker forced to defraud 2 more grandmas a week following cocaine price hike

"It's tough work"

May 3, 2021

Pot calls kettle racist

Oh wait that's just a mirror

April 29, 2021

Laming shocked to learn DH in ADHD does’t stand for dickhead

Turns out I'm just a dick

April 28, 2021

Man who looks like a potato sues social media user for defamation

"Free speech doesn't apply in my case" said the potato looking man

April 26, 2021

Banned from Facebook, Craig Kelly forced to turn to OnlyFans to spread conspiracies

The massive cock will be a perfect fit

April 23, 2021

Scott Morrison reassures the nation that he has received his vaccine

"The important thing is I'm safe"

April 22, 2021

George Christensen steps down from politics to spend less time on holiday in the Philippines

"I need to focus on my electorate"

April 22, 2021

“Men don’t need consent lessons” claims guy who wrote love letters to students

'Not all men are rapists so no kids should learn what consent is'

April 13, 2021

Channel 7 spotted burying Ben Roberts Smith story in tupperware container out the back of Martin Place

"What story"

April 12, 2021

Prince Philip definitely still dead, rolling news coverage confirms

"We interrupt this TV program to bring no updates"