November 18, 2020

Ten unveil last minute I’m A Celeb replacement Fraser Anning

"He's perfect"

November 14, 2020

Concerned Credlin warns viewers ‘gullible’ has been taken out of dictionary

"It could be you next"

November 11, 2020

Trump retires to spend exactly the same amount of time playing golf

Possibly less

November 3, 2020

We are contractually required to be pleased to announce a new sketch comedy series

The War on

November 1, 2020

AusPost exec forced to return watch after it turns up three days late and broken

"Finally!"

October 26, 2020

Realistic challenge sees SAS Australia contestants lie about a war crime

Tasks include deleting incriminating footage

September 13, 2020

Mike Cannon-Brookes is very smart and good looking and also he smells really good and has a lovely personality

Also he has lots of money

September 9, 2020

Policeman makes sure to turn off bodycam before behaving reasonably

“There’s no way the boys at the station should have to see this”

September 9, 2020

Facebook to avoid paying for news by just browsing in incognito mode

"Checkmate SMH"

September 8, 2020

Scott Morrison already negatively gearing cubbyhouse

"This should pay for itself"