Fundraiser to buy Josh Frydenberg a calculator
We are seeking to raise $20 to help struggling national Treasurer Josh Frydenberg buy a calculator to help him to do basic arithmetic. Apparently Josh has recently been forced to do all the government’s accounts by hand, leading to a discrepancy of a few tens of billions of dollars after he forgot to carry the one.
Please, give generously. For just $20 (give or take $60 billion) you could help Josh afford the much needed resources to not fuck up our country’s COVID response.
Update: We apologise for an earlier error which said we were aiming to raise $60,000,000,000,020 for the calculator, our maths was a little off