United States President Donald Trump has today declared a national, and I mean this, it really is a national and a lot of people they come up to me and they say “Donald this is an emergency” and you know some very smart people, not as smart as me perhaps, but still very smart, and they say to me “you have to do something” and you know they’re right, we can’t keep letting the corona, because you know my uncle, very smart man, runs in the family, worked in nuclear, and that’s important these days, might not have been back then, but you know he saw it was the future, many didn’t believe me, but you know he saw it and I saw it, we were right, and in a lot of ways, you know when they come over here, and we need the vaccines, but it’s a process, it’s a process, and I spoke to the people and they said Donald you understand this probably better than anybody because you know I don’t mess around, I say to them when can we have them on the shelves, and they said pretty soon, so it’s coming, and we’re gonna beat em you know, China, spending billions but they don’t have the experience, the best you know we’ve got them, and the coal miners you know they say ‘it’s done’ but you know I didn’t believe them and now look, was I right folks? Can I get a U.S.A? Anyway where was I oh yes, national emergency, huge, big emergency, unbelievable, but we got it under control folks. Oh you wouldn’t believe, they said it couldn’t be done, but Mike Pence, you know great guy, good friends of mine, got everything under control. Anyway its been nice to tour this kindergarten, any questions kids?
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