Australian Prime Minister and self-congratulations enthusiast Scott Morrison has awarded himself another trophy today to celebrate his success at stopping the widespread sale of food to the public.
Morrison celebrated yet another human right he stopped with an award ceremony catered by Morrison himself, using Barramundi he had shipped from Northern Territory and a bunch of other ingredients he made Jenny ‘pop out and get’.
“Look at me go,” said the PM, “how good am I? I’ve done it again! I would love to thank the expert panel of all the people I respect in this world for choosing to give me of all people the award!”
“First the boats, then the vaccines, then the family courts, then the RATs and now the food. I have worked very hard these last few years and I am glad to see my hard work at stopping things is getting recognised.”