Since receiving a 1 week suspension from YouTube, Sky News have been forced to find other methods for spreading their important misinformation about Covid-19 to the world. After an entire quarter-hour of brainstorming, Andrew Bolt had decided it was time he launched back in to posting content on his trusty OnlyFans account.

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The Sky News OnlyFans account now boasts several million followers after they posted their first video of Craig Kelly [redacted]ing a [redacted].