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Samsung developer successfully finds his, and everyone elses, mobile

A Samsung developer has successfully given himself, and everyone else on the globe, a heart attack today, after every single Galaxy owner on the planet was simultaneously sent a FindMyMobile notification.

“Jesus fucking christ!” the world was heard shouting in unison, “I’m being tracked.”

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Hospitals have also reportedly been flooded by various shifty looking people, all suffering heart attacks following the push notification. “Jesus I was just hanging out in the bedroom with my … friend Jess,” said one dodgy looking man, “when all of a sudden I got this tracking notification. I thought my wife was about to burst in the door! This is even worse than the time I told her I wanted a divorce after the fake nuclear attack warning last year. That one really took a lot of patching up.”




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