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Scott Morrison blames Labor for Scott Morrison

Prime Minister and chart-topping singer Scott Morrison has today vowed to change his entire personality and leadership style to get the edge over ‘each-way Albo.’

Completing his distancing from the Scott Morrison problem, Scott Morrison has moved to blame Labor for Scott Morrison saying Scott Morrison has never been a Scott Morrison responsibility.

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Meanwhile, the PM’s vow to be less of a “bulldozer” if re-elected has backfired with voters overwhelmingly preferring bulldozers to Morrison. “Personally, I think it’s time we had a leader who is prepared to do some heavy lifting,” said one swinging voter. “Plus, bulldozers have far more emotional intelligence than Morrison.”




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