Prime Minister and chart-topping singer Scott Morrison has today vowed to change his entire personality and leadership style to get the edge over ‘each-way Albo.’
Completing his distancing from the Scott Morrison problem, Scott Morrison has moved to blame Labor for Scott Morrison saying Scott Morrison has never been a Scott Morrison responsibility.
Meanwhile, the PM’s vow to be less of a “bulldozer” if re-elected has backfired with voters overwhelmingly preferring bulldozers to Morrison. “Personally, I think it’s time we had a leader who is prepared to do some heavy lifting,” said one swinging voter. “Plus, bulldozers have far more emotional intelligence than Morrison.”