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Mobile ad slammed for deceptive advertising after showing actual in-game footage



NSW Liberal deputy resigns over corruption, announces new trade job in New York



Landlord forced to increase rent by 40% to combat 1.75% rise in interest rates



Following Barilaro scandal, Sky News calls on Dan Andrews to resign



Qantas celebrates massive improvement after flight arrives only 5 hours late



Neighbours finale sees all residents forced out of Ramsay Street due to unaffordable housing



Terrified Manly Sea Eagles flee field after light rain produces nearby rainbow



Public encouraged to take up daily Acknowledgement of Country to ward off Pauline Hanson



Pauline Hanson left shaken after discovering ‘Welcome’ mat on doorstep



Peter Dutton calls for more civil debate from those leftie scum



“Rainbow will debase uniform” complains footie player wearing 7 gambling ads



John Barilaro takes up new job as Tirade Commissioner



Instagram to phase out photos to help users focus on ads



Following corruption report, NSW offers Dan Andrews a $500k New York gig



State governments respond to lack of Morrison government by ramping up corruption scandals



Family who has lost home 4 times in 12 months shocked to learn there might be something wrong with the environment



“People shouldn’t trust governments” Morrison tells church, future ICAC hearings



Local Aussie on social media pretends he’s never complained about 40 degree heat



“You should rely on God rather than governments” announces Morrison, accidentally leaking the coalition’s entire disaster plan



Christian Porter declares Jo Dyer has suffered another humiliating win against Porter



Heartwarming: After this teen went viral singing Metallica, Lars Ulric reached out to let them know they owe him royalties



Kylie Minogue cut from Neighbours finale after role gifted to John Barilaro



Djokovic finally records court win against Australia



Australia to phase out coins in recognition of the fact that every fucking item costs $10 now



Trans person likely upended entire life to gain advantage in volleyball competition, reports idiot



Deeply suspicious: John Barilaro announces new job as UK Prime Minister



Boris Johnson excited to hold farewell party



Sydney house prices skyrocket after every house gains a waterfront view



Crypto investor increases efficiency by just flushing cash down the toilet



Rupert Murdoch to divorce after getting caught fucking America



Peter Dutton slams Albanese for failing to launch GoFundMe for floods



Angus Taylor praises fossil fuel lobby for delivering drought relief



NSW Sentences Climate To 2 Years Jail For Blocking Roads



NSW suffers historic ‘once every month or so’ flooding



Iraq launches invasion to bring democracy to America



American supreme court rules that life begins at conception, ends in climate apocalypse



Nation braces for monthly 1 in 1000 year disaster



New episodes of Stranger Things to depict futuristic America of the 1980s



Trump apologises for grabbing security guard’s neck, stating he had mistaken it for a woman’s genitals



Tupperware somehow even wetter after 8 hours in drying up rack



Harvey Norman declares bankruptcy after going whole month without government handout



Qantas hit with further scandal after passenger discovers $50 million worth of lettuce in boogie board bag



Struggling young people encouraged to just cut back on food, housing, electricity, transport…



“No corruption in Barilaro’s appointment” declares new head of ICAC John Barilaro



Cost blowout explained by NSW Govt accidentally approving 25 million new flags on Harbour Bridge



Awkward: 60 children dead after Qantas forgets to collect youth choir



Kmart finally convince conspiracy theorists to wear masks by introducing face tracking in all stores



Electricity crisis solved after scientists harness energy from Sydney Morning Herald’s frantic backpedalling



‘We’d never hire someone who’d incite a riot’ claims news network that hired Alan Jones



Local woman rushes to date man who shouted compliment from moving vehicle



Sydney house prices hit new high as inner city terrace sells for 3 iceberg lettuce



Russian military apologize for blowing up strategic Ukrainian military base after missing nearby pre-school



Public confused after government doesn’t respond to cost of living issues by bullying trans kids



Boris Johnson says he’ll bring the booze after being told there’ll be a party room meeting



Newly homeless Scott Morrison demands to know which idiot let housing get so expensive



Tony Abbott confused after learning Minister for Women role went to a woman for some reason



Jobless man mooches off public housing



Following leadership spill, Barnaby Joyce announces plan to spend more time with his families



Public reminded not to make offensive jokes about man who laughed at sinking islands



Australia and China restore relationship, bonding over shared hatred of Scott Morrison