Mobile ad slammed for deceptive advertising after showing actual in-game footage

NSW Liberal deputy resigns over corruption, announces new trade job in New York

Landlord forced to increase rent by 40% to combat 1.75% rise in interest rates

Following Barilaro scandal, Sky News calls on Dan Andrews to resign

Qantas celebrates massive improvement after flight arrives only 5 hours late

Neighbours finale sees all residents forced out of Ramsay Street due to unaffordable housing

Terrified Manly Sea Eagles flee field after light rain produces nearby rainbow

Public encouraged to take up daily Acknowledgement of Country to ward off Pauline Hanson

Pauline Hanson left shaken after discovering ‘Welcome’ mat on doorstep

Peter Dutton calls for more civil debate from those leftie scum

“Rainbow will debase uniform” complains footie player wearing 7 gambling ads

John Barilaro takes up new job as Tirade Commissioner

Instagram to phase out photos to help users focus on ads

Following corruption report, NSW offers Dan Andrews a $500k New York gig

State governments respond to lack of Morrison government by ramping up corruption scandals

Family who has lost home 4 times in 12 months shocked to learn there might be something wrong with the environment

“People shouldn’t trust governments” Morrison tells church, future ICAC hearings

Local Aussie on social media pretends he’s never complained about 40 degree heat

“You should rely on God rather than governments” announces Morrison, accidentally leaking the coalition’s entire disaster plan

Christian Porter declares Jo Dyer has suffered another humiliating win against Porter

Heartwarming: After this teen went viral singing Metallica, Lars Ulric reached out to let them know they owe him royalties

Kylie Minogue cut from Neighbours finale after role gifted to John Barilaro

Djokovic finally records court win against Australia

Australia to phase out coins in recognition of the fact that every fucking item costs $10 now

Trans person likely upended entire life to gain advantage in volleyball competition, reports idiot

Deeply suspicious: John Barilaro announces new job as UK Prime Minister

Boris Johnson excited to hold farewell party

Sydney house prices skyrocket after every house gains a waterfront view

Crypto investor increases efficiency by just flushing cash down the toilet

Rupert Murdoch to divorce after getting caught fucking America

Peter Dutton slams Albanese for failing to launch GoFundMe for floods

Angus Taylor praises fossil fuel lobby for delivering drought relief

NSW Sentences Climate To 2 Years Jail For Blocking Roads

NSW suffers historic ‘once every month or so’ flooding

Iraq launches invasion to bring democracy to America

American supreme court rules that life begins at conception, ends in climate apocalypse

Nation braces for monthly 1 in 1000 year disaster

New episodes of Stranger Things to depict futuristic America of the 1980s

Trump apologises for grabbing security guard’s neck, stating he had mistaken it for a woman’s genitals

Tupperware somehow even wetter after 8 hours in drying up rack

Harvey Norman declares bankruptcy after going whole month without government handout

Qantas hit with further scandal after passenger discovers $50 million worth of lettuce in boogie board bag

Struggling young people encouraged to just cut back on food, housing, electricity, transport…

“No corruption in Barilaro’s appointment” declares new head of ICAC John Barilaro

Cost blowout explained by NSW Govt accidentally approving 25 million new flags on Harbour Bridge

Awkward: 60 children dead after Qantas forgets to collect youth choir

Kmart finally convince conspiracy theorists to wear masks by introducing face tracking in all stores

Electricity crisis solved after scientists harness energy from Sydney Morning Herald’s frantic backpedalling

‘We’d never hire someone who’d incite a riot’ claims news network that hired Alan Jones

Local woman rushes to date man who shouted compliment from moving vehicle

Sydney house prices hit new high as inner city terrace sells for 3 iceberg lettuce

Russian military apologize for blowing up strategic Ukrainian military base after missing nearby pre-school

Public confused after government doesn’t respond to cost of living issues by bullying trans kids

Boris Johnson says he’ll bring the booze after being told there’ll be a party room meeting

Newly homeless Scott Morrison demands to know which idiot let housing get so expensive

Tony Abbott confused after learning Minister for Women role went to a woman for some reason

Jobless man mooches off public housing

Following leadership spill, Barnaby Joyce announces plan to spend more time with his families

Public reminded not to make offensive jokes about man who laughed at sinking islands

Australia and China restore relationship, bonding over shared hatred of Scott Morrison