NRL player Israel Folau has today bravely come out to fans as a dickhead on instagram via an emotional and touching post.
“Those that are living in Sin will end up in Hell unless you repent.” wrote Israel on the post, “Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these , adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revelings, and such like,” while somehow managing to miss out the part of the bible which points out that tattoos are also a sin.
Commentators have expressed that this was a brave and daring move by Folau, as it may affect his long term career in the NRL. “It’s just a fact that a lot of players aren’t comfortable playing alongside someone who is openly a massive tosser,” said one expert this afternoon, “Perhaps we could learn a thing from the AFL where people like Sam Newman are making great strides in forging a path for close minded twats.”
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