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Pet snake decides to let owner live another day
Local pet python Carlos has decided to let his owner Trent Smith live another day
Bigamist to appear in every episode of ‘Married at First Sight’
“Sean’s unique life experiences will really add to the show,” said executive producer Aaron Jones, “as well as cutting down on camera and travel costs.” "Some people may argue his inclusion is an insult to the sanctity of marriage - and indeed the common good of all humanity - but hey, so is this whole fucking show."
Owners of Big Banana disappointed it hasn’t been named as a terror target
"What's the Taj Mahal got that we don't?"
HR woman single-handedly lowering staff morale
Efforts to boost productivity and lower absenteeism only result in feigned enthusiasm and a sexual harassment law suit resulting from a 'trust fall' exercise gone wrong
FBI foiled as criminal cleverly enters private mode on browser
Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington's possibly illegal activities
“Refugees are going to take my job,” claims unemployed man
Local man Gareth Jones has voiced his outrage in his local pub that “Refugees are going to take my job.
Christmas lunch shortened to five minutes to allow more time for family arguments
"We figured why not just get all the racism done in one hit"
Mike Pence booed because he somehow got tickets to Hamilton
While the next available ticket to see Hamilton on Broadway is in 2018, it seems being VP Elect has some benefits
The world begrudgingly prepares for four years of Trump related small talk
"I really can't wait until he accidentally starts his first war, at least then the conversations will get more interesting."
“Humans aren’t meant to drink milk” claims woman slamming tequila
The woman was heard loudly insisting “Milk's not good for our stomachs” before throwing up from alcohol poisoning

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