Sausage sanga wins election again

Loose Unit Albo spends election eve doing donuts outside ScoMo’s house

Parents name new-born twins “Corruption” and “Climate Change” to stop ScoMo tackling them before 2050

Albanese responds to Morrison tackle by king hitting nearest child

“Trans people are a threat to children’s sport” claims man who decked child in non contact sport

Dutton distracts himself from the pain of losing his defamation suit by drowning some puppies

“At least things can’t get any worse” says naive man unaware of imminent zombie apocalypse

Good Year sued for false advertising

Morrison offers to lend his power drill after hearing Putin’s planning a coop

Boris Johnson celebrates the release of his corruption report by throwing a party

Thousands of naughty kids injured after Santa replaces coal with wind turbines

Fears of super spreader event after single man visits 7 billion houses in one night

Sky News holds an election wake

Calling the election: Who won the battle of the coverage?

Post Election Recap | Chaser Reunited

Nation left feeling apathetic as there is still another day before the election

Andrew Bolt forced to apologise to viewers after suggesting that Albo might not be pure evil

Is Scott Morrison too much of an ‘alpha’ to be PM?

Voldemort demands Tanya Plibersek apologise for ‘hurtful’ comparisons to Peter Dutton

Albanese orders removal of emergency hi-vis, ukulele, curry kit from Lodge

Peter Dutton reveals his softer side, in preparation for leadership role

Albo surprised to find PM’s office hasn’t been touched for past 4 years

Morrison retains edge as preferred Prime Minister, The Australian confirms

Dejected Liberal staffers gather for farewell desk wank