Trump apologises for grabbing security guard’s neck, stating he had mistaken it for a woman’s genitals

Tupperware somehow even wetter after 8 hours in drying up rack

Harvey Norman declares bankruptcy after going whole month without government handout

Qantas hit with further scandal after passenger discovers $50 million worth of lettuce in boogie board bag

Struggling young people encouraged to just cut back on food, housing, electricity, transport…

“No corruption in Barilaro’s appointment” declares new head of ICAC John Barilaro

Boris Johnson says he’ll bring the booze after being told there’ll be a party room meeting

Australia and China restore relationship, bonding over shared hatred of Scott Morrison

“At least things can’t get any worse” says naive man unaware of imminent zombie apocalypse

Good Year sued for false advertising

Morrison offers to lend his power drill after hearing Putin’s planning a coop

Thousands of naughty kids injured after Santa replaces coal with wind turbines

Chaser Report Live with Chris Taylor, Floyd Alexander-Hunt, Dom Knight and Charles Firth

Chaser Report Live from the Pub: Week One

Lazy satirists wait around for Albanese to cook a curry or something

Journalist tries unheard of method to gage the feeling of voters by actually talking to regular voters

Charles got banned from twitter for pretending to be a politician no one wants to hear from

Prince Louis arrested for treason after not enjoying sitting through the jubilee

NSW residents facing fourth once-in-a-hundred-year event since last January

Governor General weirdly slips in plug for Bet365 during official speech

Liberal Party calls crisis meeting after census reveals 1 in 2 Australians is female

Inquiry into Barilaro’s New York posting to be conducted by John Barilaro

REVEALED: Itemised costings for installing flag on Sydney Harbour Bridge

Man who wants government out of his life accidentally makes government bigger part of his life