October 6, 2021

Perrottet scores new role as teenager on Heartbreak High

His character doesn't like condoms

September 30, 2021

Woman who bought dress for $3 from weird Instagram ad surprised to find it’s shit

It was not on a par with Givenchy’s best work

September 27, 2021

Musk and Grimes agree to share custody of ‘most annoying’ title

Musk will have it alternate weekdays and every second weekend

September 8, 2021

Scott Morrison’s empathy consultant to be replaced with ‘basic human decency’ consultant

"We are sorry we didn’t identify the real problem sooner.”

September 7, 2021

News Corp admits climate change is real after hell freezes over

'I always said that hell would have to freeze over before I acted on climate change.'

September 3, 2021

‘This is brilliant’: CEO of Ivermectin delighted idiots keep eating his medicine

'I've just bought another Porsche'

July 29, 2021

‘Stop judging me by my actions,’ pleads Ben Roberts-Smith

His reputation has been kicked off a cliff

July 17, 2021

Immigrant Katie Hopkins steals job from Australian racist

We have more than enough home grown racists!

July 13, 2021

Petition to get Scott Morrison to actually do his fucking job

Just this once

June 29, 2021

Dan Andrews outwits Sky News by literally growing a backbone

"Suck it Alan"