Crypto investors around the world have hailed the discovery of a new method for investing today, in which investors convert their crypto-wallets into something called ‘actual money’ and then just flush it all down the toilet.

The technique they are calling ‘Pumping and Dumping without the Pumping part’ has seen millions of dollars being sent through the ‘block-pipe chain’, and is said to have gained traction thanks to endorsement by a known scammer.

“I’m gonna be rich!” claimed one investor Dave seen in a Wall Street cubicle. “Idiots think I am just flushing this money down the drain, but that’s what they said about bitcoin, and I only lost a few hundred grand on that!”